Do you have a chubby tabby? Have you bought all the diet cat food in the world with no results?
I can help.
I’ve had a lot of requests to explain how I got my cats to lose weight. I’ve coaxed two lardos into the realm of the svelte.
The first subject: Moth. I went to the shelter and requested a “large male cat,” and they said, “Oh we’ve got one of those!” I went home with this:
The first subject: Moth. I went to the shelter and requested a “large male cat,” and they said, “Oh we’ve got one of those!” I went home with this:
He was 7 years old and weighed around 21 pounds. 6 months later he was under 14 pounds and jumping on top of cabinets.
The second subject: Foosa. After Moth died (at age 17) and my other cat
was delirious with grief – or with the unpleasantness of being the only feline
in the house, who knows with cats – I went looking for a cat I felt had a
similar, um, spirit to Moth. Enter Foosa:
Foosa was one of those cats you sometimes see on the news. He topped the
scales at 35 pounds, at which point his owner restricted him to one room of her
house for a year to keep him from eating the other pets’ food but still only got him to lose 4 pounds. Her husband convinced her
that he needed a new home, and I staggered away with him.
He went from being unable to jump onto a bed or clean himself to being, well, a regular cat.
So what’s the One Weird Tip?
Cats don’t have opposable thumbs.
If your cat is fat, it’s your fault. (Or maybe your spouse’s or your mother’s or your next door neighbor’s – but the point is, it’s not your cat’s fault.)
If your cat is fat, it’s your fault. (Or maybe your spouse’s or your mother’s or your next door neighbor’s – but the point is, it’s not your cat’s fault.)
Here’s what to do:
- Start regular – not diet – wet food. Yes, wet. Dry food has too many carbs. It’s like feeding your cat donuts and potato chips. Okay not really that bad but think of it that way. Got it? REGULAR not diet, and WET not dry.
- Get a kitchen scale and weigh the food before you give it to your cat. For a few days, just find out how much your cat is currently taking in.
- Decrease the amount you calculated above by 10%, and feed the cat ONLY that amount every day.
- Weigh the cat every other day (if you have a good human scale you can hold the cat and do the subtraction method). If the cat is not losing about 1-2% of its weight per week, decrease by another 10%. If the cat is losing faster than 2% per week, increase a bit.
FAQs
My cat cries all the time and it breaks my heart not to feed
her.
Grow a pair! Your cat probably cried all the time when you
DID feed her all day. You can have a yowling healthy cat or a yowling obese
cat. And this is what cats are born to do: hunt. Not eat; hunt. Nothing wrong about a
hungry cat looking for food.
My cat hates wet food.
He will get used to it if he is really hungry.
So separate them. Get creative. You can figure this out. Simplest is to lock the fat one up (with litter box) while the skinny one takes her time. The skinny one may
need to be offered food several times a day, but not ALL day. (If it’s really
ALL day – which it’s not, but whatever – put the skinny one in a room with food
and her own litter box while you’re gone.)
My cat wakes me up to feed him.
This is one of the only tricks you can train a cat to do:
wake you to feed them. You train them to do this by feeding them when they wake
you up. Fortunately, cats are not very good at remembering tricks, so if you
don’t feed them when they wake you up, they quickly forget. Always do something
else first besides feeding the cat when you get up in the morning.
My cat steals my food! I can’t turn my back for a minute!
Don’t
turn your back. Clean up when you’re done making and eating food. Or, lock the
cat up and enjoy your meal in peace. Buy earplugs if necessary.
Will this work on a dog?
No clue. I do know that dogs don’t have opposable thumbs either.