From today’s Keyword Analysis, brought to you by the Commission for Lazy Blogging:
Easiest query to answer:
5 things mates needed for a good marriage
1. A good husband
2. A good husband
3. A good husband
4. A good husband
5. A good husband
Most masochistic query:
i just started running i am so sore is it ok to keep running
Answer: Heh heh heh. Yes. (But SLOWLY.)
Most rhetorical query:
toddler sleep problems
Answer: Ha ha ha.
Query displaying the most hopeless optimism:
typical routine three month baby
Answer: HA HA HA.
Query that most stumped me on initial viewing:
and one thing i chose to admit, is that your momma momma momma should let me babysit
Answer: A dumb Morningwood song. The correct wording is “and one thing I chose to admit, is that your momma momma momma SHOULDN’T let me babysit.”
Most jittery query:
running away from ritalin dr. knowitall
Answer: Are you SURE you don't need that Ritalin?
good doctors excuses
Answer: Go with back pain! They like totally can’t prove you don’t have it!
killing maggots on goats
Answer: You have MAGGOTS on your GOATS?
maggots in bra
Answer: AAAGH! (On further research, there is apparently an internet “joke” going around with a disgusting photoshopped picture. Don’t go looking. It’s FAKE. What is the matter with people?)