tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15583952.post114982295005114605..comments2023-12-11T08:19:00.272-05:00Comments on DoctorMama: The Diaper DyslexicDoctorMamahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05187502628715846144noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15583952.post-1154385665392167722006-07-31T18:41:00.000-04:002006-07-31T18:41:00.000-04:00Having worked at a baby toddler dayhome for 7 year...Having worked at a baby toddler dayhome for 7 years, gave me all the practice changing diapers that I ever needed. When I was first learning to change diapers with the efficiency of some of the other caregivers who had raised children of their own, I was more than happy if the diaper, (cloth) diaper was fastened at each side with a safety pin, without poking the baby, and both legs were sticking Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15583952.post-1150300007353462842006-06-14T11:46:00.000-04:002006-06-14T11:46:00.000-04:00The only person who can decide it's time to stop c...The only person who can decide it's time to stop co-sleeping is the youngest party in the mix. My three-and-a-half-year-old has his own bed and sleeps in it every night, for an hour or two or three, then he clambers into our bed. Basically we're still cosleeping.<BR/><BR/>And I don't mind cosleeping, even now. But pee can be an issue. My boy has been toilet trained for almost five months. E.https://www.blogger.com/profile/10023959769203103393noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15583952.post-1150227579827410192006-06-13T15:39:00.000-04:002006-06-13T15:39:00.000-04:00Thank you for once again having me spout my bevera...Thank you for once again having me spout my beverage out my nose onto my screen!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15583952.post-1150198586106895002006-06-13T07:36:00.000-04:002006-06-13T07:36:00.000-04:00I used to be a nanny and while I never put a diape...I used to be a nanny and while I never put a diaper on backwards... I did, somehow, manage to put one on inside out. Don't ask. It absolutely boggles my mind.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15583952.post-1150013148361264292006-06-11T04:05:00.000-04:002006-06-11T04:05:00.000-04:00I wonder if backwards diapers would matter as much...I wonder if backwards diapers would matter as much on female babies? I worked at a daycare for five years and we figured if the father's put the diapers on with one leg through each leg hole that was a good day. ;)Kungfukittenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12751817802101019161noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15583952.post-1149899759099999592006-06-09T20:35:00.000-04:002006-06-09T20:35:00.000-04:00When "tying in" to a venue's power while I was doi...When "tying in" to a venue's power while I was doing live sound, so as not to electricute myself silly, I whispered:<BR/><BR/>Green is good- (Ground)<BR/>White, it might- (Neutral)<BR/>Black, it's bad- (Hot)<BR/>and Red, means dead. (Hot)<BR/><BR/>And equally valuble:<BR/>Keep one hand<BR/>behind your back,<BR/>or your heart<BR/>will get burnt black.<BR/>("Put your hand back in your POCKET, you Sarahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15515406196912595782noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15583952.post-1149886884093010112006-06-09T17:01:00.000-04:002006-06-09T17:01:00.000-04:00We had a puddle incident the other night, and the ...We had a puddle incident the other night, and the diaper was on correctly. P woke up bright and early, came in to our bedroom, and <I>crawled</I> on top of my sleeping body with dripping pajamas to say "Mama, I all wet." No calling from his room, no standing by my side of the bed and poking me, but crawling on me.<BR/><BR/>And why me? Can't they be trained to call on Daddy anytime they need Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15583952.post-1149882070311892072006-06-09T15:41:00.000-04:002006-06-09T15:41:00.000-04:00She's a good friend,Though she allowed bodily flui...She's a good friend,<BR/>Though she allowed bodily fluids to escape from the end.carolinagirl79https://www.blogger.com/profile/06284212448110505029noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15583952.post-1149861199642991842006-06-09T09:53:00.000-04:002006-06-09T09:53:00.000-04:00You know, your friend may be onto something. If I...You know, your friend may be onto something. If I was designing diapers for a boy I'd put the padded bit at the front and the tabs at the back...my son was always fond of twiddling with his tackle - especially so if it was covered in poo. Slugs and snails and puppy dog tails certainly applied (and still does) to him.<BR/><BR/>Looking on the bright side, you had a king size water bed last night.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15583952.post-1149855898255634412006-06-09T08:24:00.000-04:002006-06-09T08:24:00.000-04:00My mom, who used disposable diapers with at least ...My mom, who used disposable diapers with at least one, if not two, of four kids, tended to put my son's diapers on backward. Go figure.<BR/><BR/>Now, I do have to say, I doubt I'd be able to fasten a cloth diaper effectively...B.E.C.K.https://www.blogger.com/profile/17692965288646024168noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15583952.post-1149852047411665182006-06-09T07:20:00.000-04:002006-06-09T07:20:00.000-04:00Oh, I love these memorization rhymes! So much tha...Oh, I love these memorization rhymes! So much that I MUST mutter "righty-tighty", etc. every single time I screw/unscrew anything. Rhyme is sung, screw undone! Rhyme is skipped, screw is stripped! Bwa ha ha ha! I slay myself.<BR/><BR/>Favorite remberhyme EVER? A hard-drinking coworker once sagely advised Mr. Thumbscrews, "Hard before beer, you're in the clear. Beer before hard, puke in thethumbscre.wshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04626759468694284273noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15583952.post-1149831725343475992006-06-09T01:42:00.000-04:002006-06-09T01:42:00.000-04:00"Tabs in front, you silly &^%&"Oh evil, evil, evil..."Tabs in front, you silly &^%&"<BR/><BR/>Oh evil, evil, evil, bad, bad, guttermouth, BAD!<BR/><BR/>Why would I delurk with a comment like this? Now you all think I'm a filthy crack-whore.<BR/><BR/>Ok going back to my crack-den...Louisehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15837887440642353423noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15583952.post-1149827236238426022006-06-09T00:27:00.000-04:002006-06-09T00:27:00.000-04:00dr. w -- that's the royal "we," I assume? I'm not...dr. w -- that's the royal "we," I assume? I'm not for or against it either. I just do it.DoctorMamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05187502628715846144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15583952.post-1149826506181930532006-06-09T00:15:00.000-04:002006-06-09T00:15:00.000-04:00Could this be a sign that we should stop cosleepin...Could this be a sign that we should stop cosleeping? I'm not against or for it. Just feel like putting it out there.Gregory House, PA-Chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03114548202436644026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15583952.post-1149825973604621292006-06-09T00:06:00.000-04:002006-06-09T00:06:00.000-04:00Wait, she's a doctor? (or you're a doctor, if you'...Wait, she's a doctor? (or <I>you're</I> a doctor, if you're reading this...) and she went throught the whole confusing and complicated process of putting a diaper on backwards? That boggles the mind a little.<BR/><BR/>We co-sleep, and the diaper doesn't have to be put on backwards for a baby to make that annoying puddle. And he doesn't have to be woken up by changing bedding for him to mistake 4 Mignonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07716330276288396317noreply@blogger.com