DoctorMama

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Sunday, July 16, 2006

The Cat Came Back!

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He waltzed in tonight, looking none the worse for wear, and in fact not even hungry. But he's not talking. He would be in big trouble, b...
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I'm Not the Weepy Type, But

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GoodCat is missing, and I've been on the verge of tears all day. We let the cats go out on the back patio, and they climb around in the ...
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Monday, July 10, 2006

Dropping Balls

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Today I saw a patient I haven't seen in four months. The last time I saw him, I ordered some bloodwork because he has hypertension. And ...
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Wednesday, June 28, 2006

How's It Going, Maggots?

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I got an email today that almost brought a tear to my jaundiced eye: Subject: Thanks, Sarge! This running thing, it is addictive. This is t...
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Thursday, June 22, 2006

I'm With the Band Now

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I have to round in the hospital and take calls this weekend. The prospect is making me intensely crabby, so I'm laying low. HellBoy, how...
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Thursday, June 15, 2006

Build a Better Mousetrap and Your Daughter Will Become a Slut

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Good news: the FDA has approved an HPV vaccine . This means there now exists a vaccine that prevents cancer (not to mention abnormal Paps a...
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Thursday, June 08, 2006

The Diaper Dyslexic

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Some time ago a friend of mine discovered my blog, and said that she hoped I wouldn't feel like I had to censor myself if I ever wanted ...
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Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Hellish Boy

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HellBoy/AngelBaby is turning two soon. I know I complain about him a lot, so in honor of his birthday (and in case he ever learns to read an...
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Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Class Report

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I went to an overpriced, overrated, and patriarchal university that was a spectacularly poor fit for me. (I happily got credit for AP tests ...
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Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Listen Up, Maggots

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I'm gonna make runners out of all you sorry recruits. (At the request of thumbscre.ws .) This is all you need: Comfortable running s...
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Thursday, May 04, 2006

Tagged As A Weirdo (6 Things)

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I like the smell of B.O. Both that of others and my own. Unfortunately I have never gone out with anyone who agrees with me on this matte...
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Thursday, April 27, 2006

... And All I Got Was This Stupid Bag of Granola Bars

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On the final leg of our epic journey home, I was forced to answer the dreaded call for A Doctor On The Plane. And I do mean forced, because ...
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Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Remember Your Sunscreen!

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1. If you were planning a vacation on honor of your own 60th birthday and taking along your extended family, including two toddlers, woul...
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Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Smug Ugly

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I would love to be able to take a drug that would prevent me from ever being smug. A Smug Drug. I loathe it when I catch myself feeling that...
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Monday, April 03, 2006

Be Especially Careful if They're Foaming at the Mouth

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All is cool in the DM household, including AngelBaby. And even in the throes of fever, he was cool enough to insist on trying on his new sun...
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